The Quest for the Holy Salsa

<p>A green tentacled creature called the "High One" summons a young abomination named Eldritch and tells him that he is now the Chosen One to fulfill the legend. According to the legendary book of the ancient war, the human race with which they are in conflict with possess a sacred item called "The Holy Chunky Salsa" which gives them power. On his way to retrieve that item he has to overcome three obstacles: the Mighty Guard, the Angry Farmers and the Test of the Beards of Different Sizes.</p>